jet-skiied

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.

'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"

by bohemianchild May 22, 2012

jet blast in the ass

When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.

I like to jet blast in the ass its my favorite passtime.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020

jet fall

A game where one must fall down a prolonged area while avoiding the impact of many jet engines.

jet falls are often deadly, but only to the inexperienced

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

The Jet Life

1) A hardcore New York Jet fan's way of living, eating, and breathing.

2) A blog about the New York Jets. (TheJetLife.blogspot.com)

I haven't taken my Revis jersey off in 3 weeks, I'm living The Jet Life.

by TheJetLife April 22, 2011

jet nunchucks

Two jet engines tied together with a chain, used as a weapon.

Jet nunchucks are very fun :)

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

Jet Neptune

Popular comedian and American pornographic actor Sam Hyde's sidechick. He is a proud homosexual man with a fragile ego who often finds himself in petty online drama. Used to be a musician but that didn't work out.

X: Shalom brother Y, can you help me with my homework?? I swear I won't turn my back on you after it's done.
Y: Yeah, just don't Jet Neptune me.

by Samiul Haider December 19, 2023

Super Jet

the act of accelerating the mph of your urine by wanking.

Joseph Super Jetted so far it hit Caroline in the eye.

by excelledstream March 28, 2017