tea bagging

The act of draping one's testicles over the bridge of someone's nose, especially if that person is intoxicated to the point of unconsciousness. This is usually followed by polaroids and raucious laughter.

When he woke up, he thought he was blind, but I was just tea bagging him.

by afokenr March 25, 2003

Tea Bagger

Conservatives who masquerade as “concerned citizens”. Politically similar to the Nationalist, Socialist movement, which gained wide popularity in certain parts of Europe in the 1930s. The TEA BAGGERS pride themselves on ranting incoherently, misspelling protest signs, and their ability to disqualify other humans by the color of their skin or sexual orientation. Many TEA BAGGERS enjoy NASCAR, lynchings, chronic masturbation, beating their wives, and shoving taped up shampoo bottles in their asses.

I didn't get enough attention as a child, so I joined the TEA BAGGER movement in order to meet other angry racists. Also, I have a small penis, which is also why I joined the NRA.

Also See - FLAMING DOUCHEBAG

by DickSickDick March 27, 2010

Tea Bag Queen

a female that places a man's ballbag or scroti into her mouth. Proper positioning requires she be on her back and mouth open, and the man squats over her mouth and "dips" the tea bag in and out. Can also be called a "TBQ" for short.

Yo there goes Kim the Tea Bag Queen.
Fo Sho Bro, one crazy Momma tbq'er!

by alex shirk December 14, 2008

tea-scary

inspired by a "not my cup of tea," tea-scary (also known as terry) is a word used to describe a lesser feeling of "scared" away from something. It is a neutral reaction to something that you realize is not really for you and you rather not do it. Though that thing is not discussing to you and if you saw or done it again nothing major would happen. You would simply continue on. Mostly focuses on movies and actions of people. A TV show can tea-scary you away from it over the course of a season.

"I feel so tea-scary about this movie."
"You make me extremely tea-scary about what you are doing."
"Stop saying it, you are too tea-scary for me."
"I'm not going to watch this anymore, its tea-scary enough for me to stay away form it.

by Redbabushka August 4, 2007

tea-boy

Selected prisoners that are invited to become Listeners. They are then trained by the Samaritans so that they can assist fellow inmates who are finding prison hard to come to terms with, especially those contemplating suicide.
*from "A prison Diary by FF 8282" Copyright C Jeffrey Archer 2002

A tea-boy or Listener* called James is waiting outside my cell to greet me. He has a kind face, and reminds me of a prefect welcoming a new boy on his first day of school, the only difference being that he's twenty years younger than I am.

by swamp rabbit January 25, 2008

Tea and fruit cake

Basically i code word for toss off (tea) and finger (fruit cakes).

Oooo me and her are gonna have a "Tea and fruit cake" sesh soon.

by RPS Triple Science Mandem<3 December 4, 2009

Tea Brained

Having the political intellect of a sack of dried leaves.

The tea brained flock to anyone shouting taxes are too high like pigeons.

by freerangegeek August 5, 2010