Free Taco

When you fall on a concrete or other hard surface and break your wrist bones.

My friend was ice-skating on the lake the other day and accidentally free taco´d himself.

by Jester Clown January 23, 2020

Toledo Taco

When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.

PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.

by T Town Playas January 28, 2006

Cajun Taco

key-juhn tah-koh

- noun

1. a native of Louisiana who fornicates with two Latina women.

Boudreaux hooked up with Rosa and Consuela last night. That was one hot Cajun Taco.

by slickcarl June 5, 2011

Glossy taco

Cristine's (SimplyNailLogical on YouTube) form of a glossy topcoat.

To finish off this nail look let's apply a glossy taco.

by I<3Cristine July 19, 2017

Fish Taco

1. A common meal in Mexico. A fresh tortilla or taco shell filled with salmon, sardines, chilli relish, beans, onion, peppers, corn and topped off with smooth gaucomole.

2. A dirty, fishy-smelling vagina

1. Man that fish taco I had the other night made me shit my guts out!

2. Guy 1: So I took off her panties...
Guy 2: Yeah....
Guy 1: And something smelt bad....
Guy 2: Aww no
Guy 1: Yep. She had a fish taco.

by samsam123 January 9, 2009

taco slice

The act of sliding a vagina over a persons face while they sleep in retaliation for a mushroom tap.

I'm gonna taco slice you baby!

by Tacos happen February 11, 2015

Face taco

The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.

Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.

John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.

Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.

John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.

by Taco22222 September 23, 2014