Tv ass

When someone’s ass so big it’s like a 80inch flat screen, so slim but big

Max says “ yo tabby got a tv ass, dog!”

by Tv ass dog October 30, 2019

TV Hell

When you are watching a show, but you lack the willpower to finish it but feel obligated to anyway. (See also sunk cost fallacy).

"Hey, man, why do you come to my cookout later?"
" I can't, I'm trapped in TV Hell with Glee."

by SuthMaster February 1, 2024

TV Fort

To sit down and do concentrate with tv and making silly noises (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)

I'll be stuck on doing tv fort all day long.

by Aphrile October 21, 2023

Black and white tv

Mix of black tar heroin and cocaine.

Almost didn’t make it out alive last night; they had a black and white tv

by AerieFae March 31, 2024

look at tvs

Often used when a loose female is going over to a mans house to do it to him. She tells others that she is going to look at tv's but actually is being loose.

Sheri-I'll be back later.
Susan-Where are you going.
Sheri-I am going to go look at tvs
Susan-Ok I will see you in the morning

by funnyone78654 June 2, 2011

Tv static

The stinging sensation you get in your limbs after sleeping on them or not moving them for a long time

Today I woke up with a tv static arm. it wouldn't stop

by Kajmarez August 25, 2023

Tv Thought

Thinking outside the box,, as in a tv. Don’t conform to society’s drafted thoughts,, thinking creates thoughts, and thoughts outside the box are tv thoughts.

Bubblegum must’ve been a tv thought.
Tv thoughts are what drives this economy forward.

by Naturerules July 28, 2018