Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s

When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.

Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024

Hot tub

Where two bros can chill 5 feet apart, cause they’re not gay

Two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.

by Isuckatgames May 22, 2021

fat tub of shit

an absolute fucking truck who never puts down the fork. stop fucking eating fat cunt.

Zok, put down the twinkie, that's your 8th one you fat tub of shit. Stop raping little boys.

by blackmonke21 April 16, 2024

Tubs

A beautiful woman

Hi tubs

by Flyer38 January 12, 2025

cum in a hot tub

An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub

Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?

by Bash Pennies March 09, 2021

Tub Thumping

Rhythmic sound coming from a tub.

Man i had the worst time last night, there was a loud tub thumping in the tub. Then i got knocked down, but i got up again dont worry, it wont ever keep me down.

by Annenesia July 18, 2023

Hot Tubbing

verb: The act of peeing in the pool or some other body of water

Mikayla: "Hey why is the water so warm"
John: "I was hot tubbing it."
Mikayla: "Ewwww"

by WaterWarmer34 September 08, 2021