In "touching tubes", two men touch the tips of their penises together then pull forward enough foreskin so that it covers both their penis heads, so the two penises now look like a single shaft connecting the two men's bodies.
That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.
If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.
Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.
Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.
If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.
Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.
Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
"Me and my entirely platonic friend Kyle were comparing sizes, to address the question of 'grower' versus 'show-er'. Then hey yolo, so we decided to try touching tubes. I don't have much slack, but we did just fine, because he's got a glorious anteater! Then, in the spirit of wholesome friendship, we fell right into a bro job and cum swapping session that lasted for hours. But we wanted to clarify that this is no homo, so later we each gave each other a non gay handjob... several times... just to make sure we're totally straight."
by Klendathu_Jones June 30, 2019
The phenomenon that occurs after eating greasy food such as KFC. Similar to the Midas touch anything touched afterwards also becomes greasy and makes all paper become transparent.
by Ryan the Wordsmith July 14, 2011
Touching the item means acquiring something of high value with low quantity's. Which make this item hard to get so therefore your touching the item.
by CookchatHOK January 09, 2020
by Gah one slime May 06, 2019
-it's amost like "Half way to 1st BASE", coming close too but not even close too all the way, without intent, couldn't help it
- DAM her boobs are so big, when I greeted her I skimmed off them. I hope she don't blam me for "cappin a touch"
by GODloljking November 17, 2006
one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).
(ref. 'touched')
(ref. 'touched')
by bender November 19, 2002
When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.
by bwcodes January 13, 2009