Rich as a Horst

Doing something which is relatively unproductive, underachieving, while taking advantage of assistance designed for the legitimately needy. Synonym for free rider.

Bob quit his high paying Wall Street job to sit on his ass all day and make Terra Cotta pots. Now he qualifies for free health insurance. That guy is Rich as a Horst.

by Big Wheel November 4, 2013

Rich-dick

Someone who is really rich and has spent all their money on their penis and male reproductive system.

Ben: How was last night?
Ashley: It was terrible, I had sex with a guy who had penis surgery, growth pills, hardening pills, cock rings, ball rings, tip rings, penis extensions, internal penis modifications, vibrating cock rings, vibrating ball rings, vibrating tip rings, vibrating dick bullets, cum stoppers, semen growth pills, enhancement pills, penis openers, auto milkers, penis clamps, ball clamps, condoms, ring-condoms, scrotum hardeners, ring-masturbators, a pool of lube, ball loops, penis sleeves, penis pumps, ball pumps, vibrating penis pumps, vibrating ball pumps, auto strokers, ticklers, penis cups, a remote-controlled penis car(lol wut), fleshlights, onacups, ball sheaths , a apple, and a replacement penis for when his penis falls off due to all this weight. He was a insane rich-dick.
Ben: What the actual fuck...

by BOTHACKED April 3, 2017

Rich junkie

An individual who makes over six figures and does hardcore drugs.

Bobby just spent a thousand dollars on some drank he’s such a rich junkie.

by _woda_ April 9, 2022

monkey rich

Used to describe someone who has AIDS/ is HIV positive.

That bitch has AIDS, that’s a monkey rich hoe!

by the special sock April 16, 2020

hood rich

VP-10 Red Lancers AZ shop

The Lancers of VP-10 Logs and Records shop (AZ'S) are "hood rich" due to the fact they punch holes in SRC cards with pencils instead of using the normal method of a six hole puncher.

by the amoAMO AMOAOMAIODFJDIASFOI May 16, 2018

pulling a rich

when you set a fire and you burn down the house

my friend tried pulling a rich and failed

by dicknommer69 March 26, 2019

shibe rich

having an excessive amount of dogecoins in your wallet, yet no cash in your bank account.

"You know Tom has a million of those damn dogecoins on the internet, yet I had to buy his lunch cause his checking is overdrawn."
"Damn, that fool is shibe rich."

by Doge Holliday February 10, 2014