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Kelvin status

When you have been deleted and blocked from contacting someone on Facebook~Twitter~myspace and all other social networking sites, when your text messages are blocked, your calls are not answered or returned, you have been deleted from their contacts, their job screens all your phone calls and every time you call they are "unavailable", and/or there is a restraining order out against you.
Therese-“Are you still seeing that guy that you met last week at the club?”

Maria-“Hell to the naw gurl; AND he won’t stop calling me, emailing me, texting me. It is a hot mess!!! I finally had to put his a** on Kelvin status.”

Therese-“Ooh wee gurl, you know you buggin when you get put on Kelvin status!!!”
by QueenBeeMiMi May 26, 2010
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platinum status

usually used in tha rap industry regardin to a rappa's status
2pac's well sold albums earned him platinum status
by blitz December 4, 2003
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creeper status

Someone who constantly likes, comments, and views you facebook profile page and will always appear on the top of your "Top 10 stalker" lists.
Brandon: Hey do you know that Ann girl?
Nick: Yeah dude she is always liking and commenting on all of my stuff.
Brandon: yeah she is creeper status.
Nick: For real.
by karkis91 July 13, 2010
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ass status

its when a tall skinny man who loves boys, uses the word "ass" in every other sentence. When using this a lot you are considered ass status
"Gosh Gresh your such ass status right now."
by bigdrewfosho March 17, 2008
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The status is yams

From Hebrew (Hamazav Batata) , my current status is not good. Usually comes as a reply to the question "how are you".

Hamazav in Hebrew means "the current state".
Batata in Hebrew means Yams.
- Hey man , what's up ?
- I just lost my job , Hamazav Batata.

- Wow , dude , what happend to your car ?
- Ahh , I crashed it last night , the status is yams.
by TheYoYoMaN August 28, 2005
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negro status

The young child believed that listening to rap music would elevate his negro status.
by Tom Nguyen December 20, 2007
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Crispy Status

Crispy status is bein able to avoid ANY activity including sex drugs and clubs to be on irc and still be cool, Crispy status also allows you to join irc at ANY age and still be cool.. with Crispy status you can be any brand of geek or nerd and still have fans
dcieVe` and om3ga will one day have Crispy status
by dcieve September 4, 2008
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