number blind

A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.

Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"

by baker808 January 22, 2010

scarlet number

A low score on a high-stakes standardized test, typically one that cannot be retaken. A variant on Nathaniel Hawthorne's Scarlet Letter.

Tony wanted to get into an Ivy League school, but his 64 on Mr. Peterson's calculus final will be a scarlet number that will keep him out.

by Samuel Francisco October 9, 2017

The Number System

The Number System is used by those who want to keep the names of their lovers/crushes a secret between close friends and in public places such as school or in the mall. Each Love, Crush is numbered in numerical order and it does not matter if one has spoken with their crush yet.

For Example 1 is the First Crush and 5 would be your fifth crush.

Guy to his male friend.

Guy - Hey i saw 5 the other day in the supermarket.
Friend - 5?
Guy - You know, The Number System?
Friend - Oh right, 5.
Guy - Anyway she seen me at the supermarket.
Friend- Oh cool, did she say anything to you?
Guy - No she didn't. :(
Friend - Well at least your 6 speaks to you.

by Royann Greenwood June 4, 2016

number 3

Pee and poop at the same time (1+2).

Hurry up in there! I gotta go number 3!

by reltihfloda April 25, 2022

Number 3

It's a rule on tiktok there's two though

"Number 3, man takes selfie with plane hijacker" and "Number 3, brown lady"

by h0wsh0u1d1kn0w? February 3, 2021

Number 402

The answer to 269+3

Ellabess thought that 269+3=The number 402

What a dumbass, I love you baby

by Mason Shavers July 5, 2021

dhoe number

In urdu/hindi/punjabi, this phrase is used to describe anything that is 2nd class, suspicious, under the table, used, defective, illegitimate...or along those lines.

- that government worker does dhoe number stuff. (he does illegal stuff)
- that police officer is dhoe number. ( a fake cop )
- That girl is dhoe number (slut)
- that car is dhoe number yo, (stolen car)

by dhoe number February 22, 2011