by Micky :) April 30, 2019
Get the Alienmug. Alien: 17×3=51.
Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?
Alien: I'm kicking your ass.
Nerd: Ahh! Run away!
Ratty: Must get swole!
Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.
Ratty: 5. Need wilk!
Ratty: *lift weights.
Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.
Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.
Alien: *Modafinil wears off.
Alien: *Lifts weights.
Alien: I'm buff.
Ratty: I'm swole.
Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.
Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!
Nerd: *Getting stronger.
Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.
Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.
Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?
Alien: I'm kicking your ass.
Nerd: Ahh! Run away!
Ratty: Must get swole!
Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.
Ratty: 5. Need wilk!
Ratty: *lift weights.
Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.
Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.
Alien: *Modafinil wears off.
Alien: *Lifts weights.
Alien: I'm buff.
Ratty: I'm swole.
Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.
Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!
Nerd: *Getting stronger.
Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.
Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.
by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024
Get the Alienmug. We celebrate the aliens national day on the 7 of August. We wcelbrate this day because they haven't taken over our globe. They don't like cheese, they actually hate that shit.
by glizzzzygobbler February 28, 2022
Get the Alien's National daymug. An Alien is a non-discovered being supposedly on another planet available to have life. Also very mysterious.
by hello darkness smiled friend June 9, 2020
Get the Alienmug. sexy.
me: hey babe put on the alien suit and eat expired milk
someone: oh
me when alien vomit :heart eyes emoji:
someone: oh
me when alien vomit :heart eyes emoji:
by I’m a human September 25, 2021
Get the alien vomitmug.