Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

dip stick

one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.

your such a dip stick

by josh April 29, 2003

full of stick

A phrase used to describe something that is very sticky. Can often have to do with marshmallows or the resin that remains in a bowl after smoking marijuana.

Ted: *after dumping a smoked bowl pack* Man this shit is sticky!

Ben: Dude that shit is ALL full of stick!=

by Larry Finster December 28, 2009

quim stick

Your cock, willy, dick, penis, mr. wiggly, the one-eyed snake, big bad biff the baby butcher!

"ima poke your quim, with my quim stick baby! o yeah! you know it!

by Talonair November 16, 2005

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

by magusguy October 1, 2007

drum stick

a strong stick of wood used for drumming

I have drumsticks

by po po joe December 5, 2003

giggle stick

a males penis. see also penis. generally an erect. its called this because the stick is the dick and the giggle is the woman having an orgasm.

"suck my giggle stick bitch!" ryan shouted

by nunurbiznaz July 7, 2005