swamp grease

When your woman is horny and ready

Hey man she is full of swamp grease and ready for my penis to pump her up

by Wsjr6023 April 27, 2017

swamp whopper

Is that big decomposing shit just sittin at the bottom of the toilet for a long period of time because some ass hole didn't flush.

Who is the asshole that left the swamp whopper in the bathroom.

by Super Steve May 17, 2017

swamp candy

The by-product of swamp ass.

After an extended period of time in the jungle, Joe was chafed by the abundance of swamp candy in his ass.

by Durland D Wood November 24, 2017

Pain Swamp

The all round aching feeling during a woman's period. When the pain is so bad and it feels like it is spreading through you and all you can do is wrap up in a blanket and try not to cry.

Friend: Hey let's go out tonight?
Me: Fuck that. I'm sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
Friend: Oh shit, I'll be round with chocolate and weed.

by Hot Chocolate Thunder February 25, 2017

Trap Swamp

the inhabitance of a conglomeration of three ogress trap queens laced with gin, good times, and fire mixtapes. you can often find them wearing black apparel, gathered around the TV hungover, and stuffing their faces. those who visit the Trap Swamp gave it 9/10 in pregames and 2/10 in sulkiness. they're also sponsored by Adidas.

Brad: I just went Trap Swamp last night for the first time.
Pitt: Oh but could you die????

by pinchen May 11, 2016

Swamp monster

Noun redneck for an ugly person.

Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number

by Stevil85 October 6, 2016

Swamp Leech

An adult person that offers no financial help to the household nor does any of the house work. A complete parasite that hurls insults at the host and make demands of the host. If the host begins to remove the parasite from his/her life the parasite will lie to everyone including the police until the host is charged with some bogus charge and other people attack the host for removing the parasitic piece of shit from his/her life.

Melissa is a total swamp leech so I am breaking up with her.

by NoMoreLeeches January 10, 2020