Super straight

Something to say to speedrun getting cancel on twitter.

marc: Im super straight

Twitter: U homophobic racist and anti-lgbtq+ peice of shit.

by Anounymouscoder12345 April 3, 2021

super straight

when a transgender guy and girl have sex more than 20 times when not known they are both trans

"come fuck me" "i have to bring this out im super straight"

by ben laurin June 7, 2022

Super straight

someone that always has an urge for them to be breed by a bbc or giant furry cocky their partner

I’m super straight

by Echo🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 June 22, 2022

Super straight

Gay furry

“I like men and anthropomorphic animals”
“Omg your super straight too!”
“Hell yeah! (Makes out)”

by Vegan_Meatball April 10, 2023

Super Straight

A more intense word for a person who is 100% straight and totally not closeted.

Person 1: Hey, are you gay?
Person 2: Nah, I'm super straight, I only like women.

by InternationalViagra October 24, 2023

Super Straight

An extremely gay furry with small genitalia. The super straight flag represents the fact that women shouldn’t mate with them, using the brightest and darkest colors.

“Hey dude, why don’t you have a girlfriend?”

“Sorry, I’m Super Straight.”

by Idk_murderdrones October 27, 2023

Super Straight

A subspecies of the newly discovered "Complete Jackass" creature. They are extremely transphobic and homophobic towards every other living creature besides themselves. A few notable behaviors that indicates that a Super Straight believes you are part of the LGBTQ+ community and do not like you are them ignoring you, being hostile towards you, pretending to be injured and calling other Complete Jackasses over, and rarely attempting to initiate a physical fight. Though they are somehow capable of speaking human languages and understanding human languages, they are unable to solve the most basic puzzles and complete the most basic non-survival related tasks. A group of Super Straights, or just Complete Jackasses in general, is known as a Complaint.

Zoo Tour Guide: And here, we have the Complete Jackasses.
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..

by abnormaldude July 5, 2024