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super straight september

A month where you get to enjoy being super straight, kinda like pride month but for super straight people.
Bella: dude what month is it?
Alex: did you forget? Its super straight September!
by AvocadoToastxxx March 6, 2021
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super straight male

a male that is too scared to come out as gay. he makes fun of others and is very homophobic
guy 1: bro it’s pride look at that happy couple
guy 2: nah bro that’s weird i’m super straight male that’s burning my eyes to look at. but your cute tho for saying that no homo
by Ju August 15, 2022
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Super straight phobic

People who are very smart, their iq is usually 125-160
They support trans people and hate on “super straights
Joseph: are you smart?
Jonathan: of course I am, I’m super straight phobic.
by My poop is red March 9, 2021
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super straight

A word closeted gay men use. Whenever a man says he's "super straight" he's actually super gay, but he isn't out yet so he will use that code word.
Hey dude are you gay.
No I'm "super straight"
Oh. I got u man
by thiskindagaytbhbutaight April 2, 2021
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super straight

a random 16 y/o on tiktok-"im super straight , trans women aren't real women."

another 16 y/o - "nah bro you're just super single and super closeted "
by lesbianenby March 8, 2021
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Super Straight Phobic

The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.

Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?

super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)
by ANormalHumanWhoIsntStupid March 11, 2021
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Super straight flag

The superstraight flag represents the sexual identity of the people that are attracted to a cisgender of the opposite sex.
The flag consists of the colors orange and black. There's many modified versions of the Super straight flag.
Person1: You're superstraight too?

Person 2: Yeah, did you see my Super straight flag?
Karen: THAT'S TRANSPHO-
*Shuts door*
Person 1: When will they learn?
Person 2: When it's convenient
by Minecraft_turtle7 March 8, 2021
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