Alabama Steamer

A buckwheat crepe.

Oh, bee's balls! I accidentally dropped an Alabama Steamer on my girlfriend's lap!"...."She'll get over it, just make her a new one and make sure it gets to her mouth this time."

by billybee69 February 24, 2011

McGoldrick Steamer

The act of taking a poop in a sock - then throwing the sock at someone's face

Since juddy passed out early, I gave him a McGoldrick steamer.

by santa420 March 22, 2009

Cleaveland Steamer

Taking a crap on a girl is called a hot carl! a cleaveland steamer is when you get a blow job while you are on the jon taking a crap!

I was taking a crap and she gave me a cleaveland steamer!

by J.J September 18, 2005

brackston steamer

to take a shit in a pair of nylons and then beat a chick with them - preferably in the face.

that chick is so dumb i had to give her a brackston steamer right in the face.

by groupie#1 January 16, 2007

German Steamer

Pile of shit left for you to step on in your yard by a Dachsund.

Son of a bitch, thats a fresh german steamer I nearly stepped in.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Charleston Steamer

To shit on sex partners face after they have fallen asleep.

Michelle woke up to a charleston steamer from Dale.

by mbjdrj March 13, 2010

steamer

short for "steaming pile", or "steaming pile of shit"; something worthless

Yikes, this essay you wrote is a real steamer.

by Ks1994 March 2, 2011