Straightboy69420

godly reddit user

the reddit user is better than JackSucksAtLife in everyway possible if it wasnt for Straightboy69420 jack would only have 1 sub and that would be his mother

Straightboy69420 should be the next king

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by Straightboy69420Fanboy October 12, 2021

No straight

Phrase used after a homosexual inadvertently says something that sounds straight.

Homosexual: "Her titties look great in that dress." ... "No straight."

by BeauMW May 16, 2011

not straight

anyone whom isn't 100% straight

I'm not straight, why we need to prove our sexuality when you straight people don't?

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

queer eye for the straight guy

A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.

John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?

George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?

by Sprocket The Dog April 21, 2004

straight up

without ice (used when describing drinks)

id like a margarita please.. straight up, no salt

by amanda February 12, 2005

stract

overly concerned with standards and minute detail.

Honor Gurad is so stract they beat off to shining their shoes.

by Alex Parm December 4, 2007

Prior Lake Straight

A man of questionable sexual orientation that resides within the town of Prior Lake, Minnesota. They usually only exhibit their repressed homosexual urges while under the effects of alcohol. You can generally find them singing country songs at the local karaoke establishment.

Homosexual #1: "I totally got banged by JP last night."

Homosexual #2: "He isn't gay, he has a kid doesn't he?"

Homosexual #1: "Well yeah, but he's Prior Lake Straight."

Homosexual #2. "Oh."

by Sean Mendiola December 16, 2007