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Stoner Panda 

A really awesome and amazing person! They will always be there for you! They will do stupid, silly, and crazy things with you because they believe you are best friends. This person usually never dates and doesn't want to. This person just wants friends and to help others. The only thing is this person usually smokes marijuana. They are usually high and will always boost your confidence.
Person: I want to go on that roller coaster.
Stoner Panda: You can do it!!!
Stoner Panda by StonerPanda666 August 3, 2016

Stoner Boner 

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.
Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”
Stoner Boner by Tomkat June 5, 2018

Stoner Fucks 

A person who can't remember shit, because they are stoned as fuck a majority of the time.
Taco and Rosey are big ass Stoner Fucks.
Stoner Fucks by Cheese gradders September 25, 2008

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A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

Stoner girl 

A girl who doesn't have enough personality so she calls herself a stoner. They usually wear weed and stoner clothing to act the part.
It's just another group of people that try to act differently then fake girls but ends up still being fake.

Most likely the same girls that say "I hang out with guys cause' they don't have drama xD"
>>Get yourself a girl that smokes weed, not one that says they're a stoner.<<
"Lmao! I'm not your average girl. I'm a stoner girl!!!!"
Stoner girl by pseudank August 18, 2017

stoner lighting

The act of running or avoiding the authorities while high on marijuana or a cannabis product.
With the Red Blue flashing down the road, the fled like stoner lightning
stoner lighting by Redman April 26, 2005