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Yuppie Food Stamps

The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal.
We owe $8 each, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps.
by Nat February 13, 2000
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lick the stamp and send it

To proceed with something (usually something needing some bravery) with full gusto.
"Should I jump off this? "

"Yeah mate, lick the stamp and send it"
by Senditsammo February 4, 2019
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guinea stompers

Shoes made in Italy; especially, but not limited to, the designer brand name products. The attachment of metal tap plates on the heels and/or toes may also qualify the shoes whatever the country of manufacture.
You can't dress like Guido without your guinea stompers.
by casual observer12 February 10, 2012
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sock stamp

The imprint your socks leaves on your calves and ankles after wearing them all day.
"Man it's hot outside, but I can't wear shorts."
"Why not?"
"Cuz these damn tube socks gave me a sock stamp."
by Kali B November 21, 2007
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Clam Stamp

When a female sets her genitals on a person's forehead; commonly performed after the receiver has passed out. This event is often photographed and used for future embarrassment.

Opposite of the mushroom print.
Yo....Christopha passed out and got hit with a clam stamp form Tammy. He's going to shit when we show him the pictures.
by Mr.Reno May 3, 2007
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Anal juice stamp

When an animal plops it's leaking anus down on your floor, desk, kitchen table, or other surface you wish it hadn't (pretty much every surface) and leaves a slimy excretion from it's anal glands.
My cat pulled a Chester Cheetah style prank on me as it sat, stepped, and repeated all the way across my desk leaving an anal juice stamp at each "sit" interval.
by ShrewdSimian May 6, 2010
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gramp stamp

This is what a tramp stamp will be called in another 3 decades when all the girls with butteryfly and tribal tramp stamps are grandmothers.
Yeah, she thinks her tribal tramp stamp is cool now, but one day she'll have to explain her gramp stamp to her grandchildren.
by vegasrew April 13, 2007
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