Pocket Steak

ˈpɒkɪt steɪk . Rectum or butthole in common parlance.

Once a desirable filet of rare AAA meat, after years of indiscriminate sexual encounters, Danny's Pocket Steak was now well done.

by J-Money82 December 12, 2024

Steak finger

Digital stimulation of the anus

Carl: "Jesus Christ Ken has been a pill this week!"
Nick: "Ah, just give him the steak finger in the shower next time. He'll be smiling in no time."

by bdubster November 28, 2010

Slappy steak

The act of back handing someone while wearing rubber boots.

Henry's father was so mad, he gave him the good ol slappy steak.

by Steak daddy July 10, 2018

Steak Eye

When you are running with a mouldy steak, fall over, and get the steak in your eye.

I was running down the stairs, tripped over Bob's glory hole, and gave myself a Steak Eye

by Destiny Addicts Podcast August 22, 2019

kingcome steak

Fried bologna/spam. Usually used by indigenous people from kingcome (Indian reserve in kingcome inlet, BC)

Man, I could really go for some kingcome steak right now

by someoneyouwillneverknow77_ August 5, 2023

paper steak

Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag

I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks

by don vonjovi November 4, 2013

Upstate NY Steak Game

A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut in the middle of it. The steak is then slid down a man's erect penis, and then a woman must put the penis in her mouth and eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.

"Wow, man, you look like you could win the Upstate NY Steak Game."

by The Anonymous Homer May 15, 2019