State Champion

The member of a state winning sports team who sat the bench the whole time.

Dylan- "Hey. Did you know I'm a state champion."

Keagan- "Didn't you sit the bench the whole time."

Dylan- "..."

by Dpcoop12 June 11, 2019

dope state

After much Congressional research into finding the Deep State it was determined that America really has a Dope State

Him: What is the deal with The Memo, The Wall, The Mueller Investigation, and all the other stupid stuff The Trump keeps talking about?
Her: It's just the Dope State in operation.

by stuartc1 February 5, 2018

moo state

A state with large dairy production.

Wisconsin, which produces a lot of cheese, is a moo state.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 28, 2018

State Rape

When the state takes your Federal Tax return.

Missouri State Raped me

by 4ChanAnon March 2, 2015

state school

State school may also be used as an adjective to point out a stupid mistake someone makes.

‘Wow kitty, you’re so state school’

by kittyisstateschool May 19, 2019

shoo state

A state or country that does not welcome outsiders.

Trump is turning the US into a shoo state, putting the military against asylum seekers.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 29, 2018

garden-stated

To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.

Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.

by ShawnL June 11, 2007