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Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)

A human who has used illicit substances in such massive doses daily, usually since adolescence. This results in a near inability to feel completely content with their high, unless several substances are used in conjunction. E.G. “fuck man I just took 90mg of methadone, waited a bit and shot a goofball with qt. Gram of h and half a g of speed. Now I gotta take these bars, probably gonna smoke a half g of fetty powder and half a ball of crystal after” while most users would think of this as wasteful or suicidal some users who since developing neurologically alongside several high doses of illicit substances become nearly immune to over use of several conflicting substances. DRUG SPONGE
Noun- Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)
Homie-“You good dawg”?
You-“yeah man sorry I took my 120mg dose of methadone, smoked some dark and clear off foil, ate those rolls, and took 20mg of Valium.”
Homie-“yeah fam, you’re a mfin sponge for sure.”
by Fettyfuckfaceforfuxsake April 4, 2023
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spong mincer

A person showing signs of sun normal human ability and intelligence ,especially with impaired walking.
That Wayne Rooney is a great spong mincer!
by Soup Dragon November 20, 2017
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spong

Spong IPA: spɒŋis an antiqated term describing the miasma that emanates from a parasite infested bootyhole. Common endoparasites taking up residence in the bootyhole environment can include various species of helminths and nematodes, the generators of spong. Being somewhat cursed in its nature, spong will easily impregnate porous surfaces like silicone and form an intricate biofilm matrix throughout. It can also be used as a verb. If the host of said parasites engages in behaviours which further spread the spong, it can be said they have been “sponging” spɒŋɪŋ or that they have “sponged” spɒŋd a person, object, or region
“As soon as she took off her panties, I started to feel dizzy and nauseous… I instantly remembered that time you warned me about the dangers of spong, thanks man, you probably saved my life”



“I went over to this chick’s apartment and she’s washing her silicone butt plug in the kitchen sink! I hope she doesn’t have parasites living in her bootyhole, or she would have sponged all her housemates!”

“The CIA operates several psyops preventing public awareness of spong”
by Vendswifty March 10, 2024
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sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex
by tenequia January 5, 2008
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Treacle sponge

When you take a large watery shit on a sponge and you shove it up a girls vagina or a mans urethra
I gave Martha a treacle sponge last night
by Nullifiedgoose December 23, 2020
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Spong

He thought the football results came up after the weather, what a spong
by Mega sen December 10, 2017
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Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.
Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.
by BillyBarou February 27, 2024
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