wounded soldier

A wounded soldier is a coworker that can not complete any task without requiring the help of another coworker. Not to be confused with a new guy these people are simply chronically lazy, needy and indecisive people with small brains.

A wounded soldier takes one or two other people out of the fight in order to help them

Kurt is the definition of a wounded soldier, when the boss gives him a job to do he always needs my help and takes me away from my own damn work.

by funkmattsterflex March 28, 2020

Spoda

Slang term used to call a white person trying to be black (ghetto)
MMMHMMM HUUUUNAAAY

John: "Slim Shady is sucha spoda"
Quaneesha: "Wat dat mean hoooo-naaaay?"
John: "It means, he's spoda be white but he ain't"
Quaneesha: "Awww heeeeell, naawww u diiint"

by Layne March 22, 2004

G UNIT SOLDIER

straight pussy homo ass SNITCH. see also police.

"yo look at that g unit soldier i herd he runnin with the police"

by e snizzle July 29, 2006

splode

v. To experience a voluminous, high pressure (generally male) orgasm.

After she gargled my balls and hoovered my johnson for a half-hour, I splode all over her face.

by Watermelon Boy March 28, 2009

Soldier Front

A informal word for a black guy.

Person 1: Did you see that Soldier Front yesterday?
Person 2: Nah, I was jacking off.

by KiwiSauces April 7, 2008

Fuck this for a game of soldiers!

A term used by a peson meaning that in no uncertain terms would they do whatever the task in hand might be!

man1... im gonna stick this red hot poker up my arse!!!
man2... yeah man! me too!!!

man3... fuck this for a game of soldiers!

by redmary August 9, 2006

Snold Testament

1. A debilitating snow storm. Like what newscasters refer to as "Snowmaggedon" but more biblical.

2. Graphically realistic bible scenes crafted from blizzard snow.

"The snow jews wandering the snow desert were a nice touch to the Snold Testament in Dan's yard.

by Specifically Not a Genius February 10, 2010