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gutter snipes

wee fuckers that tamper with your car and are too young to be arrested by the cops!
by lee lav June 5, 2003
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snape

Snape is the Slytherin Head in Hogwarts. He teaches potions. He is Harry Potter's least favourite teacher.
In Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince he is the new Defense Against Dark Arts teacher, and ends up killing Dumbledore at the end of the book.
Snape is very mean, he killed Dumbledore.
"Snape gave us so much homework tonight!"
by Kippy ((Megan)) April 11, 2006
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skuper

Another term for a know-it-all douche bag, who is actually wrong 95.3% of the time, yet is convinced that he is right.
A hypocrite...
Did you hear that fucking skuper arguing with facts?!?!
by James Herkheimer May 20, 2008
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snipers

Attackers from an unknown source, in this example snipers means mosquitos, but it can have several meanings.
in the urban sense: "I was bitten by snipers while walking my dog." Translated: "I was bitten by mosquitos while walking my dog."
by Stephen Potta October 31, 2007
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Sluper

Whenever you are piss-pound drunk and you are aware of how fucked up you are but yet you have a sense of self satisfaction and accomplishment an feel nothing short of phenomenal. Your sloppy but you feel super.
John: Fred, you look pretty hammered buddy? You doing OK?

Fred: Fuck man, I'm sluper!
by Boogida August 23, 2011
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Escape a sniper

1.
Begin running the moment you suspect there is a problem. Pick a direction and stick with it. There is no use trying to figure out which way to run away from the shooter, since they will most likely be well-hidden. Just choose the shortest route to safety.

2.
Run in a zigzag pattern. It is difficult to hit a moving target. However, it is much more difficult to line a person up in gun sight, if he is moving in erratic motions. This will help you avoid being zeroed in on by a sniper.

3.
Keep moving. Never stop moving while trying to escape a sniper. A person who is standing still, even for a brief second, is an ideal target for a sniper. No matter how you move, don’t stop, and keep your movements erratic and unpredictable. This will help you stay safe.

4.
Move indoors as quickly as possible. Your best bet will be to run in a zigzag pattern toward the nearest building. If you are outdoors, it will be impossible for a sniper to hit you if you are indoors and away from windows.

5.
Find something to hide under if there are no nearby buildings to take shelter in. Sliding under a parked car or truck is a good idea, because snipers tend to be located up high. This will prevent the shooter from having a good angle.
Escape a sniper, you are the example.
Go.
by personalchaos October 17, 2010
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Voldemort Kills Snape

A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.

This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!
by nigrajones July 18, 2011
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