by Orosman April 20, 2022

When a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.
Damn... look at those slab snails! So beautiful. I cant wait to get all up in that wet pussy. I gotta have it.
by Jeffrey svidahl December 25, 2023

A slab snail is when a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.
Damn look at those slab snails... beautiful imprints of the future endeavors inwhich were about to embark on...
by Jeffrey svidahl December 25, 2023

by Crip,over223 August 25, 2023

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)
So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...
Ok here we go.
A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"
B: "Really! Woah!"
A: laughs.
B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!
A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"
B: Really!
A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
Ok here we go.
A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"
B: "Really! Woah!"
A: laughs.
B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!
A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"
B: Really!
A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
by Remakulingo March 10, 2009

by Thedodgytaxidriver October 10, 2017

The act of a woman rubbing her wet vagina on a mans body from neck to penis leaving a residue like Gary the snail.
by ReaperJK April 29, 2021
