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Jesse Smith

A man with a average size cock of 14 inches, A 4 foot gang banger that can take on 15 big muscular black men at once in sex. Has never been known to cum because he lasts forever. On his free time he sticks about 257 twenty inch dildos in ever one of his holes, as well as his ears and belly button.
Jesse Smith is the master of all albino midget monkeys
by FatChodeMuncher November 8, 2022
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Michael smith

A fat monstrosity who will demolish all pizzas in the vicinity
Friend: where’s my pizza

Michael smith: sorry I’ve ate 8 of them
by Miguel2fat April 9, 2023
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oscar sloth

He's a very social awkward person, except when he's drunk - but no matter if he's drunk or not he will still be extremely awkward around girls

His favorite activity is imagining to chuck on a big fat black cock while shadowboxing

He is pretty much the opposite of the rizzler
adam: sup homie
oscar: be what you look like (then proceeding to walk away while humming the nigger song)
adam: damn you a oscar sloth
by nigward521851 August 28, 2023
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alfie smudger smith

gayest of them all top millwall fun massive dong and lives at the den always seen with no gilrls life long virgin only shags the millwall badge
alfie smudger smith just bottled some malt
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Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith

One of a kind. The best person you could ever meet. So full of life and joy, with a smile that could melt even the crustiest of hearts. Wise beyond her years and an infinite source of laughter.
Man, Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith sure is incredible. Whoever gets to be her side hoe is incredibly blessed.
by brenny_wenny24 April 20, 2019
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Matthew Tyler Smith

Homosexual male, very lazy, never works
Matthew Tyler Smith is such a lazy worker, he never works and all of his packages look like shit
by BigPapa334466 April 24, 2020
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slothoderm

an extremely fat lazy person. who probably cant even be bothered to take care of themselves.
marc: hey yasmin have you even moved today?...and is that msell coming from you?!

yasmin: ...

marc: you are such a slothoderm
by Marc Jahn September 15, 2007
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