control shift h

oh hell weve all used this combo the holy shortcut sent by god himself and used only by the non incognito user

welp just busted a nut control shift h

by kakashi is lord April 27, 2021

Press shift to run, press ctrl to crouch

Something you'll definitely don't want to see on a wall while walking down a road on a late night.

A: Hey, why is there "Press shift to run, press ctrl to crouch" on that wall over there?
B: Oh god no-

by i need a ritual August 27, 2021

Graveyard shift

Beating off until the sun rises and you’re all out of nuts to bust

“Man I’m so tired, I had The graveyard shift. My pussy hurts

by Queefingqueers February 24, 2022

Geoff shift

An extensive period of time partaking in a leisure activity

We went fishing and we put in a geoff shift

by Fishing 1 June 2, 2022

B-Shift

Fire Service term used to describe one of the three rotating shifts in a fire department work schedule A,B,C. It can apply to either a 24on/48off or a 48on/96off work schedule. B-Shift is universally recognized throughout the North American fire service as the worst shift on the department. It is typically made up of an all star cast of fuck-ups, fucktards,weirdos, and ass bags that have no business being in the fire service. Poor leadership is at the core of this band of derelicts and B-Shift typically has the highest number of 220's in the service. (220 meaning on the dept. 2 min but acting like they have been there 20 years.) B-Shift typically fucks up on a regular basis and cannot follow simple directions. The basis of many department SOP's and SOG's that come out are usually because of one of these incompetent ass clowns. The Benny Hill theme song should be played over the station alerting system in place of tones when these dip shits catch a run. B shifters are well known for constantly complaining and crying about useless bull shit especially with regard to fuel and def in the rig. They love to write in the station log book all the wonderful things they claim to have done during their shift when in reality they just half assed through it or it never happened.

C shifter 1: "Why is there piss all over the floor in front of the urinal and the kitchen floor feels like honey has been spilled all over it?"
C shifter 2: "Fucking B-shift, those dip shits again"

by Chachbag51 December 15, 2022

handbag shifter

A white woman who moves, grabs or shifts her handbag as soon she sees a black man walk into a shop, cafe or restaurant.

The handbag shifter moved as soon I walked into the coffee shop

by Bula Matari December 20, 2022

night shifting

To work during the night shift, also known as third shift or overnight shift

Why does David look so sleepy?
He is night shifting for his new job so he sleeps during the day.

by rocketshoe79 May 30, 2023