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Skirt alert 🚨

Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.
Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.
by B-rizzle March 14, 2019
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rubber skirt

kaka: theres a weird girl

remi: where

therekaka: rubber skirt
by ddddhhhhit7o8ot78gyub January 5, 2010
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skritchy

The neighborhood is skritchy and smells of urine.
by Jiames B. Larson December 3, 2006
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skritch

great person to be around, and a great bestest friend!
skritch has an awesome older brother.
by scorchie February 12, 2003
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Skartfag

A flamboyantly dressed skateboarder that sees skateboarding more as a fashion accessory or a 'catwalk on wheels' and part of a general artistic lifestlye, rather than an extreme sport.

Notorious for wearing womens jeans, bangles on the wrist, long hair, stylish and quirky hats, tye-dye T-shirt, twee jackets and designer button shirts.

Typical tricks include 5-0 grinds on small flat banks, boardslide to fakie 50-50 half cab out on ledges and other 'artistic/creative tricks' that are neither fun or difficult. in some sense, it may be seen as an urban alternative to ballet.

Has much in common with the metrosexual and the iconic artfag.
Mark Gonzales is a pioneer in the Skartfag discipline, a collector of audacious clothes and a keen published artist and poet. Followers also include Finn Andres (Who is homosexual) aswell as Brian Anderson (who is Bisexual).

Dustin Dollin (married to a woman) is another textbook example of the Skartfag. An ex-pro skater for baker skateboards and a newly accomplished fashion designer with high aspirations for bringing 'the finess and style of skateboarding' onto the catwalk.
by Milk Warrior March 17, 2008
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skater skirts

A skirt that all the girls are wearing, because it's apparently "cool" and "in style". But I for one hate them very much.
"Omg, Becky, Look at my new skater skirts, I just bought it!!"
by Niaelle October 27, 2014
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Skirt

An insult referring to a female who embodies the characteristics of a hippo, forest giraffe or larger sized hairless cat.
Don't be such a stupid skirt.
by Jebbahnarry May 23, 2006
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