Skeet Jesus

When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.

Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!

by Holyswagness December 31, 2013

yayeet that skeet

implies to yayeet your skeet and n o it doesn’t mean blow your skeet it means just throw your shit at some nine year old friccers man 😤😤😤

it’s yeet or be yeeted in this world son, you better yayeet that skeet

by ala~the~baepsae November 3, 2018

skeet room

The designated room at a party where you go and fuck a girl you decided to hook up with during said party.

Dude, Jerry fucked Jessica in the skeet room yesterday.

by Ryemaster Bob June 15, 2018

Yeet the Skeet

The act of masturbation

“Aye man, you were in there for a while, are you good?”
“Yeah bro, I had to yeet the skeet”

by RealItsFreddy February 12, 2019

Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

ya skeet

a hybrid of the Paul Brothers and Lil John for all those hardcore fourteen year olds making straight plays

ya skeet that was totally lit bros lets hit it again

by bforbitches January 22, 2018

skeeted then yeeted

Having a one night stand and then kicking them out.

I found this bitch on tinder with creamy thighs, I totally skeeted then yeeted her out my window.

by jeast123 January 14, 2020