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simon by simieonspiiiiiiza November 6, 2018

simon ru 

A Mexican who crosses the border looking for money in America’s banks
Simon Ru crosses the border again!
simon ru by OilBpil April 5, 2019
The smartest, hottest, fittest guy in the planet.
Hey is that Simon, no wonder I feel so hot today!
Simon by Synthrostx October 17, 2019
Word used to describe someone with a peachy bum who is a crackhead.
"Many, many chips" said the Sioned.
Sioned by kettyspaghetti November 25, 2019

Simon Carr 

A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.
Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool
Simon Carr by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019

Simon Hemel

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair
ey ur a goat you must be simon hemel
Simon Hemel by Marmalade December 8, 2019