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post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.
Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.
by iggaboo March 6, 2010
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Shuffle

The time of your parents life when they believe you should start taking things that you want out of their house before they are dead.
Todd, you need to start preparing for the "Shuffle".
by Todd Williams December 24, 2011
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shuffle muffin

When you have your music player set on shuffle, and a song comes up that fits perfectly into the context of whatever you were doing. Or, when your music player is set on shuffle and it plays only the songs you really like.
"I just had an amazing shuffle muffin: I was talking about my friend Tom and the song Doubting Thomas came on! wOw!"
by Margauxx February 29, 2008
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ozzy shuffle

when someone is so fucking drunk or high they walk in a retarded shuffle just like ozzy osbourne.
jim got so loaded he was doing the ozzy shuffle all the way home
by weej December 17, 2004
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shuffler

a noun to describe a person or persons who shuffle their feet when they walk at a slow speed, causing pedestrian traffic, usually at the annoyance of people walking behind them. They also stop wherever they want, regardless if they are blocking a door, an escalator or entrance to a store/building.
"Hey, avoid that area,there are too many shufflers, we will never make our movie on time"

"If this damn shuffler don't move, I'm gonna kill her"
by Sheepface June 12, 2012
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Penguin Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but can't walk normal. One that walks with clenched butt cheeks.
Oh Jeez! I don't think I'm going to make this without doing the Penguin Shuffle to the bathroom!
by servoisgod January 13, 2009
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the pdx shuffle

The short stride foot shuffle that you see commonly see bums performing around Portland Oregon , not To be confused with the Parkinson's Shuffle. To identify the PDX Shuffle first; look for the rubbing of the index fingers and thumbs together like they are asking for a penny, secondly; Often times shuffle and finger rub is accompanied by the smell of week old urine, fecal matter, and faint vocalizations of what sounds like the chanting of buddist monks.
The only thing I heard last night was the sound of the PDX shuffle
by Theslippyone November 19, 2017
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