Sawed-off shotgun

Small dick that blasts off a huge load in installments like a shotgun.

'What was that periodic screaming I heard?'
'Oh, it was a sawed-off shotgun you see...'

by TheCla$hster January 07, 2016

double-barrel shotgun

A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.

Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!

Guy 2: Owned.

by Lolw00t December 17, 2008

Shotgun my ass

When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.

Shotgun my ass, dad!

by mcflykitty August 09, 2018

Shotgun Whoopie Cushion

While engaging in anal intercourse with your partner, have a third party insert a bicycle pump into your partner’s anal cavity, being careful to ensure an air-tight environment. It is imperative that the partner’s anal sphincter is contracted throughout this entire process. Proceed to have that third party pump partner’s anal cavity full of air while continuing intercourse. Upon reaching completion, cease pumping air into the cavity, quickly remove penis and replace with an adequately sized rubber plug. Proceed to aim partner’s anus at a blank monochromatic canvas, preferably black. Have the partner contract their abdomen rapidly while swiftly removing the plug, and enjoy results as pounds of undiscovered semen, fecal matter, and various other bodily fluids spray out like a shotgun accompanied by a whoopie cushion-like sound.

Partner: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and I need to cleanse my anal cavity. I am going to buy a large and expensive enema.
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!

by Princeton CockWerk February 23, 2019

admiral bird shotgun

The act of blowing smoke on a man's penis for sexual pleasure.

She took her lips away from the bong to give him the old Admiral Bird shotgun on his south pole.

by Aristocratic Linen April 06, 2017

sawed-off shotgun

A colloquial term for a short barrel shotgun.

If it was manufactured with a short barrel it isn't a sawed-off shotgun.

by Cwedocjrax August 23, 2023

sonic holding a shotgun

its in the name, Its sonic holding a shotgun :/
he also said to delete something and plus your gay

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by gcjjfm January 25, 2022