Shitty ass toaster

Something that is of so bad quality that is does not deserve a sense-making phrase

"My car is so shitty ass toaster, I need a new one"

by Feltcher May 07, 2005

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shitty ass shit

a terrible predicament that is so bad that there is no positive way out.

"how in the hell did we get lost in the middle of the desert naked with no water and having to listen to justin bieber for 4 hours straight?"

"I don't know this is some shitty ass shit."

by P.V. treat 928 March 19, 2010

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gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"

Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!

by mariaaa February 08, 2008

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shitty penis popper

a shitty penis popper occures when while a girl recieving anal sex has to take a shit but the man giving anal does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her ass hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his dick out shit a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.

Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.

by tmac jmillzz February 13, 2009

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poo ass shitty

The superlative for all things crappy. It's something that sucks so bad it can't just be shitty. It has to be a clean reference to crap, refer to where fecal matter originates, and then finally be shitty.

Dude #1: Hey, did you go to the open mic last night at the Double Play Lounge? I heard it was pretty good.

Dude #2: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all, i mean really, it was poo ass shitty!

by DPdaix October 31, 2006

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