holy shiite muslim

pronounced (hoe-lee she aight muzz lim)
n. Expression of surprise.

Juanita Doe: I forgot to turn off the stove!
Juan doe: Holy shiite muslim!! Is you serious?

by xtotheizzo August 28, 2008

t-shirt ninja

One who dresses up as a ninja by folding a t-shirt about their head in a specific manner. A faux or immitation ninja.(Usualy used by Pirates to spy on Ninja.)

Arg! Ye can hardly tell that yer nothing but a T-shirt ninja! You'll fool them for sure, ya scurvy dog!

by David Burtch May 22, 2006

Striped Shirt

A male, usually affluent who dons a striped shirt in a club. A Striped Shirt normally wear sunglasses at night,a crappy gold chain, a blowout hair cut, carries a buisnes card which normally says Producer, Vice President, or all around Douche Bag. They are extremely prone to cock-blocking, lame come ons, and ambiguous references to their socioeconomic status. Steriods and fake tans are essential in their repitoire.

Look at that Striped Shirt with his mojhito, what a douche.

by Fun Monster March 3, 2008

big shirt

a shirt that is very big, and for the most part uncomfortable and makes you look fatter than you actually are. Resulting in not wearing them for anything other than sleeping. A big shirt has several recognizable traits, the most prominent are sleeves that go at least 4 inches or more down the arm, and the bottom of the shirt reaching your lower waist.

Guy 1 : Hey man , did you get a shirt from the concert last night?

Guy 2: Yea , but it was a big shirt.

Guy 1: That sucks! I hate big shirts.

by brennans123 May 1, 2009

College T-shirt Whore

Someone who is obsessed with getting t-shirts with multiple Colleges on them

Crocker: "Johnson, you bought another friggin college t-shirt?"
Johnson: " Well what can I say? I'm a college t-shirt whore!"

by Maranda May 19, 2005

holy shiite muslims

It is a hybrid of holy shit and Shiite Muslims put together.

Holy shiite muslims those tits are huge!

by Yukester December 20, 2007

wet t-shirt

When a bitch is wearin a white t shirt and it aint lookin like shes gotta bra and on jus poor some water on her for a free show.

girl: Look at my new white t shirt i jus stole from my husband after i forced him to fuck me all night!

guy: yo bitch i think thatll go good w some water * poor a bucket of water on her breast area *

women: hey everyone look at my hot large visible breasts through my wet ass t shirt!

by YO MY HO February 25, 2003