just like 'selective hearing', but with regards to having knowledge. Admitting or not, to having that knowledge, as one seems fit.
Linda was trained on each part of her new job. However, she forgot part B, so she claims she wasn't trained for it. She's using 'selective knowledge' to cover her ass.
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when a person or animal has a disease or disorder which forces them to view funny, witty-smartass, or sarcastic captions in everything (they do) and everyone they see.
when a person or animal has a disease or disorder which forces them to view funny, witty-smartass, or sarcastic captions in everything (they do) and everyone they see.
Son: "Daddy, I see captions....they're everywhere....WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! CAN'T THEY SEE THEY'RE FUNNY??"
Father: "Son, I think you've got Seecaptionphrenia...."
Father: "Son, I think you've got Seecaptionphrenia...."
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Dang man, I was hoping she'd tag me in the picture... she tagged all the cool people though. Guess she did some selective tagging
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It could be an article that appeared on The Telegraph and one would think that everyone would have read it - but you still copy the link and send it to a couple of interested friends.
Other people might consider it spam, but your friends perhaps like it!
It could be an article that appeared on The Telegraph and one would think that everyone would have read it - but you still copy the link and send it to a couple of interested friends.
Other people might consider it spam, but your friends perhaps like it!
Martin: Did you read this about Europe .. link
Martina: Nice read! This selective spamming of inboxes is quite useful
Martina: Nice read! This selective spamming of inboxes is quite useful
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When a male has intercourse with a female, the female gets energy and basically sucks the life out of the male causing him to be tired and ready for bed.
Semenergy aka Some Energy but the source of energy is given through intercourse.
When a male has intercourse with a female, the female gets energy and basically sucks the life out of the male causing him to be tired and ready for bed.
Semenergy aka Some Energy but the source of energy is given through intercourse.
The male loses all energy. Therefore the male transfers his energy into the female through semen.
Female: I'm so tired babe, I need semenergy.
Male: Let's go!
(male and female have intercourse)
Male: I'm ready for bed now. Did I give you enough energy?
Female: Oh ya! Thank you for giving me some semenegy babe!
Female: I'm so tired babe, I need semenergy.
Male: Let's go!
(male and female have intercourse)
Male: I'm ready for bed now. Did I give you enough energy?
Female: Oh ya! Thank you for giving me some semenegy babe!
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Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!
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Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!
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