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seltering

random poses that mimic fitness model Jen Selter and her fabulous booty.
Her Instagram is full of pics of her seltering in the craziest places.
by justjen February 5, 2015
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September 30th

September 30th is the day that you meet the love of your life it’s just a fact it’s also a national eat your girl out day she deserves it after all the national suck a dick days there are
Damn it’s September 30th already how the fuck did that happen
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September 24th

The craziest bitches are born on this day. They won't be afraid to pull a knife on you.

Don't mess with him/her.
They're mad but great fun when you get to know them
Person 1: She's so weird
Person 2: it's expected, she was born on September 24th
by BarbieThingZ October 30, 2019
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September 9th

Grab ass day any person with a fat ass grab they shii ocurrr ahh single or not ya bf or ya gf can’t get mad 😒.
by Ahhhsexccass August 15, 2019
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September 18

It’s ride the dick day, slow motion or fast motion you betta put the work.
Sis that man needs a memorable lesson. Give him a September 18 gift‼️
by Brazyyyy October 16, 2019
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Saftey Not Guaranteed

An add to travel back in time pasted together with a school picture of a guy with strange hair called Captian J picard. The add reads: "WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."
"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."
by saftey not guaranteed August 15, 2006
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September 16

You are a Virgo if you are born on this day. You have a big heart and you care for many people. THE MOST BAD ASS BITCH EVER!!!!!!!!
Person: Damn! That person is Bad ass. Shes probably born on September 16
by artimas October 29, 2019
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