xxxtentacion SAD!

A song by the american rapper XXXTENTACION that is only listened to by "fans" who didn't hear his songs before his death.

John: Omg im the biggest fan of XXXTENTACION, i've listened to SAD! for like 8 times now!

xxxtentacion SAD!

by orbitOwO November 8, 2018

sad cabbage

A dense cabbage that has realized it's existence.

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!

by brzzz January 17, 2020

Sad ending

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot

I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since

by Glock(oma) July 2, 2021

drunk and sad

when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.

J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”

by DrunkAndRegretful February 12, 2018

sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

sad strawberry

The art of blowing out an asshole during anal sex

I gave my mom a sad strawberry for mother’s day

by Jlane348 May 11, 2019

Sad Juice

1. A "meme term" which is exactly what it sounds like

2. A way of paying respects to Jarad "Juice Wrld" Higgins, who died from a drug overdose in December 2019, despite the fact that he did it on purpose so he wouldn't get arrested for possession of illegal drugs. Yeah.

Today has been a really sad day, I need my sad juice.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 23, 2021