An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
Get the Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Pleasemug. A bullet, as it is cruising through the air after being shot from a gun. (Slang, not used in by real ballistics scientists)
"Maaaaaaan, this hood rat was complainin' about how he broke, I put some squeezed iron through his head. He say he broke? Now he dead broke."
"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."
"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."
by Resident of Killadelphia April 20, 2010
Get the Squeezed Ironmug. by TheChestersqueeze September 4, 2020
Get the Cheeto squeezemug. A act of convincing someone to believe a piece of elaborate misinformation, that is told by another person as a joke
Usually to successfully squeeze benzs someone you must be in a situation where the opposing receiver can not google the actual information, in result of your goal being actually believed
Example was made in 1/2024 when the subject matter wasn’t correct
Usually to successfully squeeze benzs someone you must be in a situation where the opposing receiver can not google the actual information, in result of your goal being actually believed
Example was made in 1/2024 when the subject matter wasn’t correct
Yo did you hear squeeze benz got crashed his car and got arrested
After a longer time of convincing and the subject understands that you are feeding him misinformation
You got squeezed benzed
After a longer time of convincing and the subject understands that you are feeding him misinformation
You got squeezed benzed
by Iloveketamine January 3, 2025
Get the Squeezed benzedmug. by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019
Get the Squeezing the Salamandermug. A handshake originating in the ghettos of Pahoa Hawaii.
Performed by both handshakers making the "hang loose" sign, or Shaka around eachother's hand, while making a quick, strong, up and down motion, with the two joined hands.
Performed by both handshakers making the "hang loose" sign, or Shaka around eachother's hand, while making a quick, strong, up and down motion, with the two joined hands.
by chillerwhale May 17, 2014
Get the Shaka Squeezemug. by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022
Get the squeezing weenmug.