To have "Spanked the monkey"

To have an alcoholic beverage

To have "Spanked the Monkey":

"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"

"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"

by John153637 September 8, 2008

spank festival

a vigorous masturbation session, often involving liberal amounts of lubricants and battery operated devices.

Are you coming with us to the party, or are gonna stay home and have another spank festival?

by Blown anchor March 31, 2015

spanking my monkey

When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey

Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey

by deeznoots June 10, 2016

clappin spank monkey

A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.

she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night

by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004

Spank Your Tank

When you spank someone so hard they sneeze

Can I spank your tank?

by Daddys Lill Monster November 17, 2018

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

Tank and Spank

Verb.
1. (in mmorpg, or a genral tactics) to send in a strong unit to attacka foe at the front( The Tank), while the rest of the players strike from behind (The Spank)

2. where a girl is on all fours, and you slide your dick into her mouth, and spank her ass hard while she sucks.

1. "In the Dead Mines"

Miniu: Yo desmonk, Tank and Spank time,go in there and Aggro that NPC me and the Others will stay back here and Support you

Desmonk: "Nods"

2. "yo girl ,how about you crawl over here for some tank 'n spank..."

by bootybusterlegomohawk April 28, 2011