Soft tennis

It's when a man uses his penis to gently hit the balls of his partner gently and steadily increasing the strength of his hits

1:Yo why is Joe walking so weird

2:we played soft tennis yesterday and it got pretty intense

by Nya-nya October 20, 2019

Soft cunt

When someone's watching a funny video on their phone and sees someone get hurt

Hahaha, look at this soft cunt

by Soulcide November 13, 2022

Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020

Soft as shit

A descriptive term used in response to someone's stupid behavior

Jenny: did you hear Peter blew his whole check on scratch tickets?
Roger: wow he's soft as shit!

by Brian duh bum February 5, 2022

soft name

A pleasant name that rolls off the tongue nicely

Soft Names:
Stella Marie
Rose
Heather
Allison
Cambryia

by icapricant March 23, 2017

Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand

Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.

by J$honey August 15, 2021

Soft Serve

sɑft sɜrv

Ejaculating while soft.

Most commonly confused with Pushing Rope

"After the fifth time jerking it I could only jizz soft serves"

"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"

by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019