inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010

Ass Scalp

Another form of the phrase butt head. Used in retaliation to other insulting names. Also, a more vulgar term for "butt head", it's more abbrasive.

Girl: Shut up and stop being a butt head!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!

by Dr.Fukworthy January 15, 2011

sophie sapp

the stinkiest girl around. sophie sapp is usually mangy and stinky, but still has a lot of friends because she is so little, sweet and cute.

That girl is fourteen times the size of Sophie Sapp and doesn't smell half as bad as Sophie Sapp does.

by cassandra jean January 1, 2012

champ scamp

A used condom, generally still full of fluid.

Walking through the alley, I spotted a champ scamp next to a used needle.

by iamnerp February 12, 2015

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017

Aj Sappal

Aj Sappal a white guy with a red hot weeave

Have you seen Aj Sappal?

by Sappal June 6, 2018

Cunt Sapp

Your choice of alcohol with blended peach,mango,and apple. With a watermelon garnish called the douche.

Two Cunt Sapps with a watermelon douche please.

by Bgr1911 June 13, 2018