An Angry Richard is where one male/female rubs icyhot on a phallic object, then proceeds to fornicate with a a partner.
by MikeHuntYaBoo May 14, 2020

An alternate word for penis.
Usually involves someone talking about a penis or doing something "a certain way".
Usually involves someone talking about a penis or doing something "a certain way".
by Mlg02496 May 10, 2016

by Horty72 February 21, 2022

by Hentinator June 29, 2022

He's a dumbass teacher that's always distracted. He's a sad hooman who doesn't care about anything. He also stays at school on a weekend. He also has a scruffy ass beard. He's stupidly funny too.
by cseeker February 27, 2019

When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.
Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?
Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.
Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.
by Tasty Steve January 27, 2019
