retarded

Arguing on the internet.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded.

by pr_12 March 25, 2004

socially retarded

Being unable to thrive normally in a social situation.

Individuals who suffer from social retardation usually make a fool of themselves by emitting awkward vibes to the people around them. Socially retarded people are usually fat and ugly. They are often pale from staying inside, away from other people.

see also: gingers and crazy cat ladies

"Wanna come to a bar tonight?"

"Can't"

"Why not dude?"

"I'm socially retarded."

by you wish you were this sexy November 22, 2011

Retarated

The word retarated comes from the ancient Greek word fuckingstupidasallhell which the ancient Greeks used to describe the individuals in society that fucked up all the time and had about a .5% chance of doing something right. These individuals were dubbed "retarated" and were shunned from all aspects of civilized society. Oh, and Gators mom sucks donkey balls.

1.dude, look at the dumbshit in the wheelchair hitting himself in the face with a crow bar, that kid is retarated.
2.hey, look whos on counter and orders 90 goddamn cheese pizzas to be thrown in the lobby in empty, shes a goddamned retarad.
3.Gators mom blows

by Jeremy Fuckin Angel-Otte July 2, 2004

Retarded Arse Fucker

The person who sent you to this URL.

The person who sent me to this URL is a 'Retarded Arse Fucker'.

by Retarded Arse Fucker May 5, 2003

retarded sense of humor

A joke that has gone way too far as to appear totally not funny, but rather insulting instead. Very close to a sick sense of humor, except NO ONE laughs. Since the joke maker was only kidding, it's still considered humor ... just, retarded.

autistic-guy: "(enter unfunny joke here)"
normal-person: "What a retarded sense of humor"

by the dip May 20, 2007

retarded

so stupid it's embarrassing. can be used to describe something like comedy or a person's bizarre, off-the-wall, eccentric behavior.

I like Family Guy, but sometimes it's humor can get a little retarded.

by Kongamuse November 1, 2012

retarded monkey

a monkey with brain illness

a annoying person.

everyone views matt dold as a retarded monkey.

by matt dold January 20, 2004