red punch

When you fist your girlfriend on her period and immediately leave to the next room to punch her sister.

her sister was a bitch after I gave her the Red Punch.

by awesome possum51423 May 19, 2016

red cheese

When a girl is on her period and you pull out and put it in her ass, and pull out and there reddish gunk on your dick.

Last night I was having sex with a girl and I got some red cheese when I pulled out.

by TAoL BR Pure February 7, 2017

red rug

What the famous red carpet actually is -- a rug rather than a carpet.

A carpet, by definition, is a permanent cloth floor covering; while a rug is a temporary floor covering which can be removed & replaced whenever desired.

So when they're "rolling out the red carpet" for the Oscars, they're actually rolling out the red rug because it is rolled back up & removed when the awards ceremony has finished.

The “Little Women” director and Baumbach, her partner — and the director of “Marriage Story” — arrived on the Oscars red rug with a whopping 12 nominations between them.

by Telephony February 9, 2020

Flappy Red

A condition in which a man is born without a foreskin. The penis is then constantly exposed to pretty much everything and generates a sticky like glue substance as a natural protection agent. The substance is so sticky that if you were to jerk off your hand would be almost permanently stuck to your penis which is why most men resort to wrapping glad rap around their penis in order to jerk off. The penis is also extremely sensitive and often pulses with pain for no apparent reason and is overwhelming painful during an orgasm or climax. Overall it’s an equally disgusting and disturbing deformity which is why most people with flappy reds never get laid.

“Bruh did you hear James died from extreme pain last night”. “Oh shit no”. “Yeah he was having sex and orgasmed so much that his flappy red literally shut down his body”.

by MmmmmmmmBruh August 5, 2020

Red rumming

Red rumming is the action of inserting you pinky finger into the anus and moving it in the directions that tony from the shinning did whilst repeating "Red Rum, Red,rum"

"Hey zack I hear you did freaky stuff with lana. "

"Yea bro, it was crazzzyyyy she red rumed me so hard I cam out my nose"

Red rumming you put the linky in da stinky and u have some funn

by Hickelticklemepickle November 6, 2020

red godzilla

Giant angry ginger as seen from the eyes of a drunken japanese man, whos not going to pay alot for that muffler

red godzilla say hundred five dolla for that muffler, i wait for john he give me discount.

by concerned hazletonian December 20, 2012

Red Doughnaut

a) Usualy a gay couple (possibly straight) has anul-sex too often the passage becomes red and swolen. Causing it to turn inside out and increase its diamiter. Usualy sever pain lasts about 2 weeks.

Jim: Hey, are you ok?

Bob: Yeah. My ass is still recovering from the Red Doughnaut you gave me.

by LemonZorz June 23, 2011