The Red Nut is attained by sprinting towards a chain-linked fence and proceeding to vault the fence, whilst vaulting you scrape the scrotum against the metal wiring at the top of the fence. Once landing has been achieved you witness blood running down your leg followed by a pink tainted goop. This is the testicle that has been severed from the sac. The blood covered testicle is known as The Red Nut.
by DyrEducation August 16, 2018
I was blessed to earn the red plum badge of honor last night and as I retracted my left ball I said to her "periods don't stop anything, but a sentence baby".
by Mister Poopybutthole August 26, 2015
the medical condition for excruciatingly painful sunburn, when fair skinned redheads spend too much time in the sun and have to soak all day in cream
by Mr. French Tickler March 02, 2009
a) Usualy a gay couple (possibly straight) has anul-sex too often the passage becomes red and swolen. Causing it to turn inside out and increase its diamiter. Usualy sever pain lasts about 2 weeks.
by LemonZorz June 23, 2011
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by Urbans92 May 16, 2019
A word used primarily in the beautiful market town of Brackley to describe a state of appalling drunkenness.
The word originates from one of the town's delightful pubs, The Red Lion, which hosts the towns best entertainment on a Friday night, in the form of the famous HUSH!
The word originates from one of the town's delightful pubs, The Red Lion, which hosts the towns best entertainment on a Friday night, in the form of the famous HUSH!
"Tonight i wanna get completely Red-Lion'd!"
"I went to the pub last friday, I don't remember a thing 'cos I was SO Red-Lion'd."
"I went to the pub last friday, I don't remember a thing 'cos I was SO Red-Lion'd."
by The Grey Goose March 29, 2010