rectal reaver

excruciating pain dealt to the anus due to a large object being shoved into the hole.

The woman was pleasured by the man during intercourse, until he gave her a rectal reaver.

by Alex Zdravkovic November 4, 2006

Absent Readerness

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.

Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.

by TheBlackList January 13, 2010

highway rapery

The extremely high price that service stations charge for of fuel as you travel across the country along the interstate. Due to the fact that fuel stations are between 30 and 70 miles apart leaving you few options.

The cost to fill my fuel tank in my truck from Denver to Kansas City should have been classified as a felony. It was truly Highway Rapery

by rooster0219 February 20, 2011

Birstall Raper

Rhyming slang for a newspaper.

Oi mate, pass the birstall!

Just going up the road to get the birstall raper.

by WOOPAAAAAAA December 27, 2011

pussy raper

One old man who likes to fuck his own cats for his own sexual entertainment, while maybe fisting himself in the ass.

Ol' man Jenkins wife Sheila left him after discovering he was a pussy raper.

by zombie vagina July 19, 2018

fanfic reader

A fanfic reader is someone who can read copious amounts of smut with a straight-ass face but giggles and loses their shit (in a very blushy manner at that) at the tiniest amount of fluff, some love reading angst too.

These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.

They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-

someone: have you heard of the new student? I heard they're a fanfic reader!

by The fanfic reader January 12, 2022

dark reaver

that kid is extremely obese, and he is obsessed with counter strike

by Anonymous August 12, 2003