The Rodeo

While in your chick, offend her and see how long u can stay at it for.

I was seeing this bitch for months and had a month break.

The next time we caught up, i decided to get her with the rodeo. While in the doggie, I leant over her shoulder and whispered in her ear, 'I have aids', fish-hooked her, and held on for dear life as the bitch tried to dislodge me.

by TommyBoys May 4, 2006

disco rodeo

A variation of the classic rodeo: Instead of some blacked out slam pig you find a girl with epilepsy, and as soon as you scream rodeo someone flicks on a strobe light to trigger an epileptic seizure.

Hey look at that girl with the helmet on... i feel like tonight is disco rodeo night.

by disheveled monk October 24, 2008

Loggerhead Rodeo

Due to conservation efforts in certain beaches where Loggerhead turtles go to spawn, No water sports are allowed, which resulted in the formulation of a new Loggerhead-centric sport. The Loggerhead Rodeo, this is where you collect all the turtle eggs you can (timelimits can be imposed), find a turtle each and see who can ride them for longest while pelting each other with turtle eggs! The looser makes turtle shell soup, the winner is awesome!

Dude1: Bro! wheres the jetskis at??!

Dude2: Loggerheads dont like being speedbumps yo!

Dude1: Shhiiiiit, Loggerhead Rodeo then?!

Dude2: Excellent!

Dude1&2 - Air guitar

by EvilNobby July 31, 2009

Roden

Past tense of ride.

"She once was scared when she roden in the passenger seat."

by john bojangles June 29, 2009

rodent

a common creature with pale clamy skin, tomestone teeth and the fragrence of cornish pasties. with infested genitals from laying scagheads off the bronx. his local tavern is the ancaster, where he injoys getting scagged up with his bird and her chums. then straight back to hers to watch her fall asleep.

winer, stropy knickers, bitch

by gueffo March 24, 2005

Rodeo

When having sex with a girl you lean over and tell her you have AIDS then try and hold on for eight seconds as she tries to get away. Works best when not wearing a condom

"I tried to Rodeo this girl last night but could only hold on for six seconds."

by Kreifels February 14, 2008

French Rodeo

in a suitable sexual position with a (personal) first timer, stop, get a good grip and sincerely say, 'is this a bad time to tell you that I have ________(insert STD of your choice)?' Then stay in her as long as you can!!

‘God, you are AWESOME! I am so glad that you picked me up tonight.’
‘Well, I am awesome because I sleep around here and there quite a bit.’
‘Really? Shit, I never asked, you don’t have an STD do you?’
(Get the grip) ‘you like to French Rodeo?’
‘What?’
‘Yeah, I tested positive for herpes last week. YYEEEE-HAAAWW!’

by coolamericanboy May 5, 2009