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Richard Smith

He's a dumbass teacher that's always distracted. He's a sad hooman who doesn't care about anything. He also stays at school on a weekend. He also has a scruffy ass beard. He's stupidly funny too.
God! That teacher's such a Richard Smith!
by cseeker February 27, 2019
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Duncan Richards

Noun; sexual position in which the female is almost in a headstand with shoulders and neck on the floor, vagina pointed at the ceiling, this is key. The male placed himself above the female with feet wide set and while pushing his penis straight down to enter the female while doing squats or dipping, hence, Duncan Richards or dunking dicks.
Oh man that chic was wild...she let me hit her with the Duncan Richards. Can I get a dip dip???
by The Real Duncan Richards March 31, 2021
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No Couth Richard

The extreme lack of good manners and refinement coupled with being a total d*ck about the situation. An individual that knows that they are doing something incredibly wrong, still does it, and is so embarrased by their actions all they can do is act like a total douche to avoid the situation or admit fault.
Dude. You know that's my girl - why are you trying to talk to her like that? - No Couth Richard!

No Couth Richard! We have been friends twenty years and you are trying to steal from me!
by YourMomKnows April 16, 2021
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do a richard

Similar to the phrase “Do One”.
Richard = Dick; Therefore, “Do a Dick”.
Punter: Oy, Fancy a Shag?
Fit Bird w/Opposite of a Wide On: Do a Richard!
by D3drabbit February 1, 2015
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Hailey Richard

Hailey Richard. She thinks she is that bitch but she’s not. She’s that kind of guy who date a random guy in 8th grade. She’s the kind of one who complains when her friends don’t hang out with her
Person 1:have you seen hailey Richard

Person 2: yeah she punched her friend the other day for leaving her out
by Slothsandpandas16 March 1, 2020
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Ghostly Richard

When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.
Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?

Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.
by Tasty Steve January 27, 2019
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Richard Gear

A slang term for coke/cocaine based on the actor Richard Gere
I've got enough Richard Gear to get you through your post 'rona celebrations....
by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020
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