Evolutionist

evolutionist evolutionist evotard
/i vəˈlu ʃ(ə)nɪst,ɛ vəˈlu ʃ(ə)nɪst/
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noun
a person who believes in the theories of evolution and natural selection.

An evolutionist is a person who has a belief that a species of animal can become another species, eg a fish can become human via a kind of magical time.
An evolutionist is a person who believes that their Great Grandparents are hairy monkeys.
Believes that non life (dust and rocks) can become life when this magical time is applied.

Often displays emotional hatred towards religious people and likes to spend their natural time attacking other faiths.

by Evolutionist October 21, 2019

resolutionary

A person at the gym who has made a new year's resolution to get into shape. They will go to the gym for about 3 weeks following the new year and then stop going altogether

It is late January and I have noticed the resolutionary I used to see each day no longer comes to the gym.

by markymert January 26, 2015

Devolution7

One who murders innocent stuffed toys as a method of relieving stress.

Dude, stop being such a Devolution7 and leave that teddy bear alone!

by Parrot Man November 20, 2003

Evolution of Dance

A 6 minute video on Youtube with over 92 million views. Currently the most viewed video of Youtube, and hopefully things will stay that way. "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne is the next closest video behind it. God forbid this video passes Evolution of Dance in views.

Evolution of dance has been seen by more people than the sky.

by Black_Spade August 12, 2008

resolutionary

Of or describing the level of resolution of a digital image.

The pictures the client sent in this email are good for the brochure, but they are not resolutionary enough.

by catherin February 26, 2008

lancer evolution

A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.

Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.

Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.

Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?

by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008

Evolution in action

A rhetorical observation made whenever another human is observed to be making an expensive or potentially fatal error.

Person A: I'm going to put all my money into dotcoms
Person B: Evolution in action, man

Employee A: Bob showed up drunk again to work today
Employee B: Evolution in action

Action: Motorcyclist riding without helmet
Person: Evolution in action

by srnsf April 6, 2006