Queef

A beautiful noise that should be honored and respected by all human beings on this earth.

Guy #1: Hehe Lizzy had a queef.
Guy #2: Hehehehehehe, queef.
Girl #1: Dont laugh! A queef is one of the most beautiful noises ur dumbasses will ever hear so stfu bastards.
LIzzy Queefs again
Guy #1 and #2: All hail the queeeeennnn.

by RandomOfCourse October 26, 2019

Queef

what perverted dads say if they hear a female fart

girl: *farts*
dad: you queef?

by easportstothegay December 15, 2021

menstral queef

a pussy fart that happens during menstruation.

johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef.

flatulator: why would you fuck your girlfriend when she's on her rag?

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Chewbacca Queef

After a women has sex and she queeves it sound like chewbacca growling.

Dude after I fucked Stacey she did a chewbacca queef!!

by egarjyrJkkTTBHEH April 6, 2009

oral queef

The sound exuded from the throat whilst trying to suppress the noise from an orgasm, and is usually frog-like.

Safrina, whilst trying to suppress her vocal "enthusiasm", ended up making a frog-sounding oral queef mid-orgasm.

by s_axo June 19, 2011

throat queef

A very weak, throat sounding belch on par with that of an infant newborn; on the same sound frequency as a beetle fart

"Bro that wasn't a burp that was a throat queef

by Mariachi Rex September 29, 2015

Tsunami Queef

A queef strong enough to knock out a Japanese nuclear power plant

I was going 'downtown' and she let lose a tsunami queef that almost knocked me through the door.

by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016