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Poop Kala

A nonsensical or whacky phrase resulting from a texting misspelling or auto-correction.
Misspelling example:
When referring to Cirque du Soleil, my friend intended to text "Oooh Lala" but misspelled it as "Poop Kala".

Auto-correction example:
On the same day as the above example, I texted, "You two can figure it out", but it was auto-corrected to: "You two can foggie it out". I laughed and shouted, "Thats a Poop kala"!

Since we know of no such term in existance, we thought we would pass this along and request that the term "Poop Kala" be officially accepted into the Urban Dictionary.
by Dixie Queens West and North August 20, 2010
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Poopalleting

The act of licking a male butthole in order to remove the taste of a food that tastes worse than a male butthole.
Jimmy ate a DeLish brand Stromboli and thought he was going to be sick. Luckily Jimmy knew a male prostitute he met at the shell station. I saw Jimmy poopalleting the male prosty to cleans the horrible taste in his mouth. Jimmy now has aids (the bad kind), but his mouth has a better taste than it had before he went poopalleting.
by Pissexcellence August 1, 2014
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poop tuba

A loud fart on the toilet that usually results in a highly accelerated poop shooting into the toilet.
Someone's playing the poop tuba in stall number two.
by SallyMaes January 19, 2016
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poop

by poopdroop2000 February 5, 2018
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poop on boob

The Greatest pleasure a man could ever experience.
Man that guy just poop on boob.
by Naybo odis October 20, 2019
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Poop Torpedo

A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.
Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.
by Snapchat Rotaru May 21, 2020
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Poop Stalker

Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.
One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.

"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."
by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021
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