poser chad 

Neck beard, basement dweller, that cosplays as a "Chad". Pretends to be a jock or hipster to hook up with the ladies. Is self deprecating and never had the correct verbiage for sports. Although he despises "Chads" he secretly envies them.

I went to Comic Con, and recognized the poser Chad, right off. He looked similar to a Chad, but couldn't get the girl.

poser chad by NerdGrrrl January 15, 2017

Poser Skater 

A self acclaimed skater who:
1. Can't kickflip or heelflip
2. Never won a game of SKATE
3. Gets blank'd often
4. Can't ollie a one stair set.
5. Never skates by themselves

6. Has a board just for the hell of it

Skater: "Dude, leave me alone, I don't want to skate with you."

Poser: "Come on bro! I hate skating by myself and I need help with my kickflips!"

Skater: "Get away from me poser skater."

Poser Skater by PanzyWarfare November 2, 2009

Poser Mobile 

verizon wireless prepaid phone service.

1:Look at my new phone!
2:Sweet! I have Verizon too!
1:I run out of minutes really fast though.
2:Prepaid? You shouldn't have gotten poser mobile. Extra dollar a day extra.

Poser Mobile by b.dogg April 15, 2006

Poser bands 

a poser band is a trying hard to be 'heavy metal' or 'punk'
such as panthera, metallica or sum 41

dude1:dude, sum41 is teh r0><0rs!omfgrolforlf
dude2:my music rapes you poser bands a new asshole!

Poser bands by teh one May 13, 2005

Poser Ginger 

A person who dyes or colors their hair red while not being a natural redhead.
Not as evil as regular gingers. (Please don't hurt me.)

Guy: Are you a natural redhead?
Girl: Nah, I'm just a poser ginger.

Poser Ginger by That Guy Who We All Like November 28, 2011

Poser Syndrome 

poser syndrome is when one is a beginner at skateboarding and his or her nose and tail is fucked up like a whore

whoa man, you got poser syndrome, you must suck at skateboarding

Poser Syndrome by Jordon Dornath October 23, 2011

Poser Poster 

People who reshare your facebook post but did not acknowledge it by liking it

I have a friend, he is a poser poster. He keeps resharing my posts on Facebook because they are good but has never "Liked" it out of decent courtesy.

Poser Poster by Dribee December 7, 2017